How To Survive The Entertainment Industry: Oscars Red Carpet Arrivals: Pinktastic, Straddlin The Fence, Chile Bye!

Chrissy Teigen looks fabulous in Zuhair Murad

I must admit that this years Oscars was extremely lackluster and I can not believe some of the dresses that I saw on the red carpet! The Oscars are quite boring to me and I love to watch the red carpet awards then I turn immediately because I hardly know any of the actors, nominees or presenters lol. I dont have a favorite but I thought that model Chrissy Teigen looked pretty and close second went to Rita Ora both are not actresses but I guess they played some part or they wouldn’t be there lol. Now lets get to the fun part which is who was Pinktastic, Straddlin the Fence and Chile Bye! xoxo

Pinktastic

Rita Ora in Marchesa, yes lawd, she slayed this look!

J Lo in Elie Saab Couture, very pretty!

Dakota Johnson in YSL yes mam!

Straddlin The Fence

Viola Davis honey, this gown does absolutely NOTHING for you, it needs a steamer too!

Lupita Nyong’o in custom Calvin Klein, I am not sure, I’m not sure! Made with 6,000 pearls and it shows Geesh! Not a fan of this at all!

Zoe Saldana in Atelier Versace, its so blah! Pretty girl though especially after just having twins!

Lots of nude tones tonight, Oprah has on a very good shaper too!

Julianne Moore looks very washed out in this Chanel Couture number, not a fan of how it fits her either.

Chile Bye!

Kerry Washington in Miu Miu, she looked like she was not going to the Oscars but suddenly changed her mind and called up a showroom and ran on over, no mam! #MotheroftheBride I can’t believe she wore this and she is the hottest actress around right now, wow!

Lady Gaga in Alais, well, well, well lets first start with the red gloves lol.

Scarlett Johannson in Versace. That necklace and that awful hairdo ruined this look!

I understand you love Tadashi Shoji Octavia Spencer but you need to mix it up a bit more and in this dress, you look like someones granny shower curtain! Argh!

Solange Knowles this breaks my heart to put you in this category but what were you thinking? Plus why are you there? I know because you can lol. Wearing Christian Siriano.